These two Swifties are really disappointed

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between Shark and Dolphin, but I guess we already knew that all too well.

This comic is dedicated to all the Swifties who are gathering at Soldier Field in Chicago this weekend, not far from Captain Scratchy headquarters. Enjoy yourselves.