There goes the shark's diet plan

Sometimes shark cartoons write themselves. Other times they don't and you have to convince the shark to write the cartoon, and he gets all whiny about it and says "I don't want to write one." And then you say "You know what separates a white shark from a GREAT white shark?" And the shark says "What?" And you say "The ability to write a shark cartoon without bitching about it." And then he writes it. Bottom line: Sharks can be such moody jerks.