Shark is really tired of that “seal of approval” pun. Plus, he’s hungry. All in all, it’s bad news for the snout-riding seal.

I suggest you use this handy guide before you boop your next snoot. It's unwise to go around booping snoots willy nilly.

Can you blame sharks for being jealous of those attention-seeking seals, who are always showing off their ball balancing skills? Be...