sloth humor | Captain Scratchy

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 13, 20231 min read

Bear meets an especially terrifying sloth

Great. Just when I've made my peace with Cocaine Bear, now my nightmares will be dominated by Cocaine Sloth.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 28, 20221 min read

Bear finds out sloth is a little slow

This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 18, 20221 min read

When the bear meets the sloth

Relax, sloth lovers. This cartoon is obviously fake. Bears rarely eat sloths in the real world, and when they do, they prefer honey...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 27, 20221 min read

The sloth family takes a road trip

Dad Sloth has been driving for five hours, and they're almost completely out of the driveway. So that's pretty good progress, by sloth...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 8, 20211 min read

Service at the sloth restaurant is a bit slow

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...