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Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 41 min read

Sharks in synch with Olympic spirit

Just add human swimmers to Synchronized Sharking, and you get another new event: Synchronized Screaming.

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 2, 20231 min read

Baby Shark learns to appreciate the beauty of fall

At least Baby Shark learned to appreciate that the sound falling leaves make is “FLUMP!”

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 27, 20231 min read

Celebrating Shark Week in style

Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 17, 20231 min read

Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 12, 20211 min read

Dolphin horrified by behavior of two sharks

More proof that dolphins are super smart. This one wisely suggested the idea of getting a room, and the sharks are onboard with that....

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 12, 20211 min read

Sharks aren't good at football

Sharks are good at a lot of things, but throwing a football is not one of them. To prove my point, ask yourself how many NFL quarterbacks...

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 31, 20211 min read

Can't bear the Baby Shark song

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 30, 20211 min read

A shark is what he eats

I don't want to say that the guy deserved it because of the Garfield tattoo, but ... actually I do want to say that.