I bet there are a whole bunch of advantages to being half a ghost. For one thing, it doesn't take as long for your sheet to go through...

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.

The shark’s lifestyle change didn’t last long. Not only does the ocean have those stinky fish, there are also those annoying seagulls and...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...