Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every beach season features the classic showdown between sharks and lifeguards, and we wouldn't have it...

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

Snack-cidents will happen, but they seem to happen far too often with that shark.

Those two goofs on the boat need to follow the adage: If you see something, say something. And the "something" I'm referring to is the...

Probably not a good idea for the guy to hang around just to say "bless you" to the shark. By the way, this comic just became my fourth...

It's never a good idea to go out to eat with a shark, but it's especially unwise to let the shark get drunk before dinner is served.

Poor manatee. It hurts when the weird-looking aliens call you "goofy-looking". But I bet the aliens will haven an even worse day if they...

Let's hear it for the heartwarming friendship between a great white shark and a seal! It's a friendship that is destined to last a...

Today's Shark Week entry is an especially dumb cartoon about an especially dumb guy who's hanging with an especially confused shark....

Shark Week is here for me and I am here for Shark Week. But this post is a reminder that not all sharks are worthy of being featured...

It's beach season, and sharks just want to have fun! Of course, a shark's idea of fun sometimes is a little different from a swimmer's...

I'll admit it: I came up with this one just to bring back the hammerhead, who happens to have the catchiest catch phrase.