Ahoy, faithful fans of Captain Scratchy! I just launched a Ko-fi page HERE! It's where fans of Captain Scratchy cartoons, comics and...

I'll admit it: I came up with this one just to bring back the hammerhead, who happens to have the catchiest catch phrase.

It's a lesson we all need to heed. NEVER sing "Baby Shark" to a baby shark. They find it annoying and demeaning, and they will most...

Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.