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Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 26, 20231 min read

Shark has a coffee-related alibi

Manatee does not approve of Shark eating people, but Shark has a pretty strong defense in this case.

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 28, 20221 min read

A guy with three nipples and a shark with many teeth

Those two goofs on the boat need to follow the adage: If you see something, say something. And the "something" I'm referring to is the...

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 12, 20211 min read

Swimming with the dolphins and ... oops

I could be wrong, but it seems like one of those dolphins is not very friendly and is also not a dolphin.

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 3, 20211 min read

A dolphin goes to the shark side

I feel I might be getting carried away with my shark cartoons. But after watching Jaws for the 12 (or 15th or 18th) time last night, I...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 18, 20211 min read

Glad that Shark Week has ended

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 30, 20211 min read

Gross! A fish brushed up against his leg!

Yuck! I hate it when a fish brushes up against my leg when I'm in the water. Maybe not as much as I hate it when I'm eaten by a shark,...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 16, 20211 min read

A quick check of the shark's teeth

Never fall for a shark's "Do I have something stuck in my teeth" trick. But if a shark asks you to give it a thorough tongue scraping,...

Chuck Ingwersen

Mar 29, 20211 min read

Jaws Wide Open

You'll never guess what happened next... unless you're guessing that the shark ate the guy. Then you'd be right. But that would also...