Chuck IngwersenJun 21 min readSizing up an emotional support manatee candidateIt might be tempting to get an emotional support manatee, but you’d better have a very big tub.
Chuck IngwersenFeb 191 min readWhen you give a manatee a restaurant salad...She could watch Manatee eat salads all day. And that's exactly what she'll be doing, because Manatee told the server to keep those greens...
Chuck IngwersenNov 10, 20231 min readMeanwhile, at the horse restaurant ...It’s so sad to see such close-minded people who think horses aren’t capable of running a restaurant. Those horses keep their hooves very...
Chuck IngwersenAug 29, 20231 min readSharks don't need a menu at this restaurantIt looks like Seal's sons are about to be the restaurant's sole proprietors. They should immediately establish a No Sharks policy.
Chuck IngwersenOct 17, 20221 min readBad news, bears ... there's a salmon shortageThe bears aren't going to be happy about that news, but maybe the restaurant can soften the blow by offering them a complimentary slice...