Chuck IngwersenFeb 20, 20231 min readFirst date with a manatee gets very awkwardYes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.
Chuck IngwersenJan 8, 20231 min readWhen your dinner companion just wants to probe the lobsterWhen you're hanging out with Zarlok and you get hungry, it's probably best to avoid going to a fancy restaurant. He'll just embarrass you...
Chuck IngwersenApr 5, 20221 min readHungry, hungry hippos about to be angry, angry hipposI've never understood why hippos who are so hungry would settle for a meal of little white marbles, but I'm not much of a hippo expert....
Chuck IngwersenMar 4, 20221 min readThis is one hell of a restaurantIs he a hell of a waiter or just angling for a better tip? Whichever it is, I've heard that the food at that place is not very good (too...
Chuck IngwersenJul 8, 20211 min readService at the sloth restaurant is a bit slowYes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...