A dog has only so much patience.

That woman needs to keep her distance from those two. She’s in danger of getting some nap drool on her fuzzy slippers.

When your not-to-do list is longer than your to-do list, you've won ... at least according to the cat.

Note to Cat: The dog's love for tennis balls overrides any lack of sports expertise.

Dogs who aren’t familiar with the Booping of the Snoot sometimes respond in a less than desirable way. And sometimes dogs who ARE...

A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.

I think the pets have their own New Year's Eve plan: Get super drunk and hide in the basement.

Well, it could be BOTH the magic of Christmas AND the magic of spiked egg nog.

I'm not sure why this couple would want to return any of those pets. The cuddly creatures seem to have formed a strong attachment to that...

Seems like there's plenty of room on the cuddle pile for a few more furry friends. Or maybe just one long-haired yak would complete the set.

Hey! It's an oldie from the early days of Captain Scratchy, newly redrawn, remodeled, reconfigured and reengineered for these crazy...

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...