Chuck IngwersenApr 6, 20231 min readFreezer penguins aren't as fun as you'd expectSure, freezer penguins are cute, but they never want to come out of the freezer and they will eat ALL of your fish sticks. Say no to...
Chuck IngwersenMar 9, 20231 min readPenguins have a solid meal planPenguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)
Chuck IngwersenFeb 22, 20231 min readPenguin can't hide tattoo failAfter a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...
Chuck IngwersenJan 13, 20231 min readPenguin on its back might not be telling the truthIt's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.
Chuck IngwersenOct 6, 20221 min readA common misunderstanding among penguinsPenguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...
Chuck IngwersenDec 17, 20211 min readPenguin has short Christmas wish listA sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.