Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)

It's weird that penguins have a built-in bullshit detector, even though most of them have never seen a bull.

Penguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...

You might think the joke here is that all penguins look the same. No, it's just that these two penguins are very, very drunk.

A sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.