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Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 121 min read

Expulsion from Paris Olympics is tough to bear

Kevin's time in Paris wasn't a total loss. He was able to sneak plenty of French fries, French toast and French onion dip into his travel...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 281 min read

Shark is the bear-er of bad news for Olympic hopeful

Are Kevin’s Olympic dreams crushed? Or will he find a way to bring home the gold from Paris? I wouldn’t count him out for a medal in...

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 13, 20231 min read

Free bear hug ... with an optional upgrade

The bear makes a convincing case for choosing the premium hug.

Chuck Ingwersen

Jul 21, 20231 min read

Baby Bear joins Papa Bear in circus humiliation

No! Not Baby Bear! It's painful to witness such loss of innocence in real time.

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 22, 20231 min read

Bears plan to teach a lesson to idiot who taunts wild animals

This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 2, 20231 min read

Bear's need for approval seems a little desperate

His need for approval is quite obvious, but I understand why a bear would want a good rating after putting so much time and effort into a...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 8, 20231 min read

Bad news, bears: Snack acquisitions have declined

I feel sorry for whoever has to be the bearer of bad news at the quarterly business meeting. And a note to hikers: Please give bears your...

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 11, 20221 min read

Does a bear shop for ear necklaces on Etsy?

Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...