manatee humor | Captain Scratchy

Chuck Ingwersen

Mar 19, 20231 min read

Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick

Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 20, 20231 min read

First date with a manatee gets very awkward

Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.

Chuck Ingwersen

Jan 28, 20231 min read

Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jan 21, 20231 min read

Shark and Manatee get very different messages

It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 9, 20221 min read

Baby Manatee wants a song that rivals Baby Shark

Nothing against Baby Shark, but I find Baby Manatee adorable and I think there should be a Baby Manatee song that gets stuck in your head...

Chuck Ingwersen

Jun 13, 20221 min read

Manatee wants to be a shark ... and vice versa

If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 7, 20221 min read

Manatee takes a break from shark friend

I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.

Chuck Ingwersen

Dec 16, 20211 min read

Manatee and shark meet Elf On the Shellfish

Sea creatures are terrorized during the Christmas season in much the same way that human children are. Plus, they've got to deal with the...