Here's the product of five years of fine art school.

I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...

The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.

Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...

Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

Nothing against Baby Shark, but I find Baby Manatee adorable and I think there should be a Baby Manatee song that gets stuck in your head...

The manatee seems to be in a hurry to find warmer waters as the temperature drops. Or maybe he's just out for a pleasure cruise.

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

Snack-cidents will happen, but they seem to happen far too often with that shark.