Chuck Ingwersen
Are you ready for some football? Shark isn't.
I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 14, 20231 min read
Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 8, 20231 min read
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 28, 20231 min read
Manatee doesn't provide much comfort to Sad Alligator
We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 23, 20231 min read
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 19, 20231 min read
Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick
Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 20, 20231 min read
First date with a manatee gets very awkward
Yes, things can get awkward when a manatee spends time away from its natural environment.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 28, 20231 min read
Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 21, 20231 min read
Shark and Manatee get very different messages
It's been said that "nobody's perfect", but the mighty manatee is proof that's not true.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 11, 20231 min read
Great white shark reaches personal best before breaking New Year's resolution
Congratulations to Shark for setting a new personal best by going a full week before breaking that New Year's resolution. And it's not...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
Manatee just wants to make someone happy with Christmas socks
Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 16, 20221 min read
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 9, 20221 min read
Baby Manatee wants a song that rivals Baby Shark
Nothing against Baby Shark, but I find Baby Manatee adorable and I think there should be a Baby Manatee song that gets stuck in your head...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 30, 20221 min read
Manatee is in a hurry to migrate to warmer waters
The manatee seems to be in a hurry to find warmer waters as the temperature drops. Or maybe he's just out for a pleasure cruise.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 28, 20221 min read
Each of these animals has a confession to make
Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 11, 20221 min read
Shark has a solid explanation for eating that guy
Snack-cidents will happen, but they seem to happen far too often with that shark.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 30, 20221 min read
Generous bear goes a little too far
The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...
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