Bear with me as I horse around with some wacky wordplay! For anyone who is a little fuzzy on exactly what a fez is, it’s described as “a...

I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

This is a reminder of why sharks are banned from competing in the Olympics.

Yes, Shark Week is a thing over at Captain Scratchy's Instagram home. And, yes, this shark has quite an alibi for some bad behavior.

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

Yes, it was an awful pun, but I don't agree that the seal deserves THAT.

I hope all the great dads out there had a Happy Father's Day.

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

If you plan to go for a walk in the woods, be aware that the “Man or Bear” saga has taken another interesting turn.

I like to celebrate the unofficial start of summer with this old favorite. Wishing everyone a great summer, and hoping your beach days...

Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.

Hey Alligator! Don’t harass that Floaty Potato — I mean MANATEE!

My cartoonist's license (and badge) would be revoked if I didn't post the occasional desert island cartoon.

Aliens + shark + manatee = a personal favorite. I beamed this one up from the archives and put a slightly new twist on it.

Dogs will test out a variety of “FEED ME NOW” signals until they find the one that startles and annoys you the most.

If you’re planning to get an emotional support shark, maybe don’t choose a great white who likes to sneak up on people.

You should keep this guide handy AT ALL TIMES just in case you come face to face with a cat. You’re welcome.

This is a reminder: When you park your vehicle in an unfamiliar location and then go exploring, ALWAYS take your keys and lock up. This...

When you’re a penguin, it’s judicious to be suspicious of fishes. IF YOU’RE A FAN OF PENGUINS … check out my brand-new animated video on...

For this joke to work, you have to say “Two too many tutu manatees” three times fast.