Chuck Ingwersen
Horse doctor is not a doctor who treats horses
Note to all horses: If you're looking for a horse doctor who is trained to administer treatment to horses, just say nay to this one.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 1, 20231 min read
Horse is jealous of Cocaine Bear
I've read his screenplay for Meth Horse, and I'm sorry to say it's not very good. That's partly because it's filled with typos as a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 25, 20231 min read
When not to tell your doctor that you're a little hoarse
This particular doctor might be a little confused if you tell him that.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 5, 20221 min read
Never look a Defective Horse in the mouth
At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 28, 20221 min read
Each of these animals has a confession to make
Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Nov 7, 20221 min read
Is that a horse standing right behind you?
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 8, 20221 min read
What happens when you find a little horse in your chair?
You're battling early-morning grogginess and you just want to sit in your favorite chair, only to find a little horse has staked its...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 28, 20221 min read
The cows keep teasing the horse. Or do they?
Shame on those cows for calling the horse that name (even if the name is accurate).
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 11, 20221 min read
Interested in a little horse play?
That little horse play, which is titled "A Little Horse Play", is the hottest ticket in town, at least for theater-going little horses...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 7, 20221 min read
A horse walks into a bar ...
A horse walks into a bar and sits next to someone he can relate to, and his new drinking buddy never once asks "Why the long face?"
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 4, 20221 min read
Horse isn't happy with all those horse jokes
It's nice to see Little Horse lending a sympathetic ear — or, more accurately, two very little sympathetic ears.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 26, 20211 min read
Annoying horse co-worker
Have you ever had a co-worker who drove you crazy by doing something annoying over and over again? Was it a horse? Was it? I bet it was a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 21, 20211 min read
Little Horse can't sing Christmas carols
The Ghost of Christmas Past strongly suggested that I post this today. Yes, this particular Ghost of Christmas Past was a ghost horse....
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 17, 20211 min read
Horsing around until the mood is killed
I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 10, 20211 min read
A little horse walks into a doctor's office
I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 27, 20211 min read
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 6, 20211 min read
A horse looks for a roll in the hay
A horse walks into a bar looking for a roll in the hay but his intentions are misinterpreted and he has to explain himself and it's all...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 27, 20211 min read
A horse walks into a restaurant...
I don't mean to be rude, but he does in fact look like he was raised in a barn. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Anyway, it's...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 8, 20211 min read
A night out with a horse
Sure, it seems like a silly question. But everybody's having a little trouble getting into the flow of social interaction these days,...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 29, 20211 min read
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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