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Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 2, 20231 min read

Bear's need for approval seems a little desperate

His need for approval is quite obvious, but I understand why a bear would want a good rating after putting so much time and effort into a...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 17, 20231 min read

It's not always great to have a bear standing right behind you

It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 17, 20221 min read

Bad news, bears ... there's a salmon shortage

The bears aren't going to be happy about that news, but maybe the restaurant can soften the blow by offering them a complimentary slice...

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 22, 20221 min read

Bears relax and enjoy fine dining

If bears would indulge in fine dining more often, maybe they wouldn't be so cranky and wouldn't keep stealing our picnic baskets and...

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 23, 20211 min read

Bears make a quick getaway

This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...

Chuck Ingwersen

Mar 30, 20211 min read

Bear Behind You

Just to be on the safe side, I always assume there's a bear behind me. Even when I'm in my kitchen.