Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.

I'm a fan of Shark Week, but I'd be even more excited for Manatee Week, especially if there's extended footage of a coffee-deprived...

I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...

If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...

Forget about "The Tinder Swindler" and "Inventing Anna" and "The Dropout." You won't want to miss the 22-part series "ScamManatee!" —...

For those of you who liked the previous version of my main manatee, I sincerely apologize for the update. The fact that my manatee didn't...

I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.

Five years of art school for the shark? Based on the portrait of the manatee, I would have guessed at least six years.

Before you start feeling sorry for Gavin (or "Half-Gavin", as he's now called), keep in mind he was teasing the shark about how its gums...

This is Part 2 of a dramatic episode that began with the previous post. For the record, I'm pretty sure Gavin ate the shark's cucumber....