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Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 131 min read

How to identify different kinds of cows

If I called this a cow-toon or a cow-mic, would it put you in a bad MOOOOOD?

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 24, 20231 min read

Cow caught hoarding in the supermarket

Someone pointed out that I wasn’t making enough cow cartoons and comics. Yes, that someone was a cow, but point taken.

Chuck Ingwersen

May 29, 20231 min read

A cow wanders into a backyard barbecue

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

Chuck Ingwersen

May 12, 20231 min read

Doctor seems to be unfamiliar with the workings of a cow

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 12, 20221 min read

Cow is not happy with the new arrangement

I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 25, 20221 min read

Cow and Pig have a friendship that sizzles

Cow and Pig each have a deliciously edgy sense of humor when it comes to their friendship. Even more surprisingly, they each have a...

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 22, 20211 min read

Kitchen cow is tired of being overused

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...