A note to all cat lovers: I DO NOT believe that all cats are potential murderers. Just most of them.

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.

I took a break from creating Cocaine Bear cartoons and comics on Instagram, but I have just recently relapsed.

That cat has the same deadly urges whether he's binge-watching true crime shows or Sesame Street. I'd say this is a Spooky Season...

If that app doesn't actually exist, it should. We need to keep tabs on the tabby at all times! But in this case, the dog and the guy in...

Muffin isn't all that impressed by inspirational posters. In fact, Muffin isn't all that impressed by much of anything.

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

A HARMLESS house cat? Don't make me laugh! Seriously ... I'm eating an enormous waffle and I don't want to choke, so don't make me laugh.

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

After that, the defense rested (in the form of a three-hour nap that was followed by some more destruction and then another three-hour...