Chuck Ingwersen
Celebrating Shark Week in style
Not all sharks celebrate Shark Week in the same way. Some are simply classier than others.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 24, 20221 min read
When a first date becomes an audition
Throwin' back to this very dramatic scene. Spoiler alert: The guy eventually agreed to take the role of "non-speaking background extra"...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 19, 20221 min read
Bathing (and possibly drunk) bear insists everything is fine
This is based on a true story (except I'm not a bear, I don't take bubble baths and I don't drink quite that much wine in one sitting).
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 11, 20221 min read
The parrot seems to be stuck on repeat
The definition of "parrot" as a verb is to "repeat mechanically" ... so there you go. But maybe one day the parrot will get out of its...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 4, 20211 min read
It's a good day to seize the wine
Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 16, 20211 min read
Bear pulls shark out of isolation
Isolation can drag down the best of us, and sometimes a good friend provides the perfect remedy. It's especially cool when that friend...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 27, 20211 min read
A horse sits down in a restaurant...
You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 26, 20211 min read
Cat in a box gives advice
When you're new to a certain activity, it's always good to consult an expert on that activity. But even as someone who knows very little...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 5, 20211 min read
Shark with no shame
Sharks have lost more and more dignity with every release of a Sharknado movie. And that explains the heavy drinking.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 29, 20211 min read
Leading a horse to more than water
We at Captain Scratchy do not endorse "getting carried away" with your horse, unless it's under normal circumstances in which the horse...
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