Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Cow owners should make sure their pastures are as green as possible so that cows won't be tempted to go searching for something better.

I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?