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Chuck Ingwersen

May 29, 20231 min read

A cow wanders into a backyard barbecue

Give the cow another beer or two, and then repeat that question.

Chuck Ingwersen

May 12, 20231 min read

Doctor seems to be unfamiliar with the workings of a cow

Later, the doctor told the cow she'd have to stay in the hospital for the rest of the week, or until the staff ran out of cookies.

Chuck Ingwersen

Nov 4, 20221 min read

Impatient cow is leaving for greener pastures

Cow owners should make sure their pastures are as green as possible so that cows won't be tempted to go searching for something better.

Chuck Ingwersen

Sep 12, 20221 min read

Cow is not happy with the new arrangement

I’m calling “Disgusted Cow.” Cows can’t stand being used as on-demand breakfast milk dispensers. So stop doing that.

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 22, 20211 min read

Kitchen cow is tired of being overused

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 5, 20211 min read

There are requests for more cowbell

Sure, the bear is intimidating. But you REALLY don't want to mess with Mindy. Anyway, who doesn't love cowbell?