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Chuck Ingwersen

Mar 141 min read

Does the meeting between Alien and Bear stick the landing?

For anyone who doesn’t think Kevin is the most intelligent creature on this planet, consider the evidence: 1. He’s a talking bear. 2....

Chuck Ingwersen

Jan 23, 20231 min read

Alien has a close encounter with a cocky canine

If the alien didn't bring a doggy treat, this close encounter probably won't end well.

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 24, 20221 min read

Alien abduction goes horribly wrong

Poor manatee. It hurts when the weird-looking aliens call you "goofy-looking". But I bet the aliens will haven an even worse day if they...

Chuck Ingwersen

Feb 23, 20221 min read

Alien is a pro at multiple abductions

That is some impressive abducting, but I think that alien is gonna need a bigger spaceship. In any case, he's got a lot of probing to do!