Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

We should consider ourselves lucky that dolphins don’t have easy access to chainsaws.

It’s true. Cows kill more people than bears do. They seem to enjoy it more too.

They can buy as many cat toys as they can afford, but I bet the cat will still play with the chainsaw (much to the dog's dismay).

If that app doesn't actually exist, it should. We need to keep tabs on the tabby at all times! But in this case, the dog and the guy in...