Bear with me as I horse around with some wacky wordplay! For anyone who is a little fuzzy on exactly what a fez is, it’s described as “a...

Nicely done, Kevin! I thought I was the only one who hired a dump truck to top my pumpkin pie with Cool Whip. Anyway ... I hope you have...

It’s heartwarming to see four of our Captain Scratchy friends gather together for Thanksgiving dinner. That turkey sure is moist, and...

On a spooky walk in the spooky woods during Spooky Season, you might just get a two-for-the-price-of-one deal! And all this time, I...

I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

The fun has begun over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram page. Shark Week cartoons and comics will be in abundance from July 7 through...

Never fear, Baby Shark! Papa’s got the best “guy” anyone could hope for, and Kevin always delivers.

Presto! Appearing out of thin air is this cartoon about an old-timey magician who isn't very good at old-timey magic.

SharkBear! Coming to your town SOON! When a shark and a bear team up, hilarity will ensue! (Not really. It usually ends with Kevin...

When a bear is gifted with a shirt that’s the wrong size, the wrong color and the wrong … everything, don’t expect a pleasant reaction....

Looks like Bear wanted a snack more than coffee. And speaking of coffee, check out my ever-expanding Ko-fi page

The bear makes a convincing case for choosing the premium hug.

Just want to send a shout-out to everyone who has helped support Captain Scratchy by "buying me a coffee" on !

This is your reminder to read clothing labels carefully before making a purchase. That really sucks for the bear. He looked so good in...

It's just good horse sense to stay home and play in the tub. But I feel bad for Little Horse. He was really looking forward to a beach day.

The bear doesn't seem interested in all the nuances of wine tasting, but he knows what he likes.

This cartoon uses a variation of a joke told by the hilarious Sam Buttrey during the Jeopardy Masters tournament. Sam — a dead ringer for...

Were you taunting the bear? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! The bear has a damn CLOWN PUPPET! Seriously. A clown puppet. I can't even.

Finding a drunk bear in your tub will happen to all of us eventually. If you're lucky, the bear will bring its own beverages and not get...

Here's proof that gaining a new follower isn't always a good thing.