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Chuck Ingwersen

Apr 11, 20231 min read

Aliens wisely call off the invasion

The cat has thwarted the alien invasion, but that doesn't mean humans (and dogs) are any safer.

Chuck Ingwersen

Aug 24, 20221 min read

Alien abduction goes horribly wrong

Poor manatee. It hurts when the weird-looking aliens call you "goofy-looking". But I bet the aliens will haven an even worse day if they...

Chuck Ingwersen

May 4, 20221 min read

Aliens study strange human language

These aliens are so advanced, they know they must study this particular language at a safe distance. Eventually they will determine that...

Chuck Ingwersen

Oct 4, 20211 min read

Alien invasion called off out of fear

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...