We all need to get out of our comfort zone every now and then, but that doesn't mean we need to go to the most uncomfortable zone we can...

It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

It was a solid plan on the shark's part, but it did not earn a seal of approval.

Shark Week 2023 begins with this offering! I considered featuring some other treats that are hell on teeth, including Starburst and Milk...

It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...