Chuck Ingwersen
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 19, 20231 min read
Manatee not amazed by shark's new trick
Manatee suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence that his Super Glue went missing just when Shark learned how to balance a beach ball on...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 28, 20231 min read
Shark suspects manatee isn't really a manatee
I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 30, 20221 min read
Captain Scratchy's Top Ten most popular Instagram posts revealed!
Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 24, 20221 min read
Manatee just wants to make someone happy with Christmas socks
Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 16, 20221 min read
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Oct 19, 20221 min read
Shark is deadly serious about Spooky Season
If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 19, 20221 min read
The Sad Alligator is sadder than ever
It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 30, 20221 min read
Generous bear goes a little too far
The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 17, 20221 min read
When Hammerhead met Manatee
I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 26, 20221 min read
Shark Week is great, but why is there no Manatee Week?
I'm a fan of Shark Week, but I'd be even more excited for Manatee Week, especially if there's extended footage of a coffee-deprived...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 1, 20221 min read
The biggest mistake made by new owners of a pet manatee
It's the most common mistake made by people when they first bring home a pet manatee — not buying a big enough fishbowl. And it's the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 20, 20221 min read
Manage your manatee expectations
I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 13, 20221 min read
Manatee wants to be a shark ... and vice versa
If anyone knows exactly what a manatee does, please notify the shark as soon as possible. But I think "look adorable" might be the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 13, 20221 min read
Gray manatee is a scam-manatee
Forget about "The Tinder Swindler" and "Inventing Anna" and "The Dropout." You won't want to miss the 22-part series "ScamManatee!" —...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 3, 20221 min read
Manatee gets a new look
For those of you who liked the previous version of my main manatee, I sincerely apologize for the update. The fact that my manatee didn't...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 7, 20221 min read
Manatee takes a break from shark friend
I don't blame the manatee for seeking warmer water and a bottle of wine. Winter can be tough on everyone.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 19, 20221 min read
Portrait of a Manatee
Five years of art school for the shark? Based on the portrait of the manatee, I would have guessed at least six years.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 10, 20221 min read
Shark introduces manatee to half brother
Before you start feeling sorry for Gavin (or "Half-Gavin", as he's now called), keep in mind he was teasing the shark about how its gums...
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