Chuck Ingwersen
When a bear is in a giving mood
Kevin means well, but he doesn't realize how much responsibility comes with owning a manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 61 min read
Are you ready for some football? Shark isn't.
I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 91 min read
Get to know these Unusual Animals!
Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 151 min read
Great white shark's pun is a jaw-dropper
It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 311 min read
Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!
Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 11 min read
Dolphin and Manatee Get a Surprise Visitor
Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jan 111 min read
Manatee checks out Shark's Little Free Library
The selection in Shark’s Little Free Library is predictable, but you can’t deny that’s some good reading! For some strange reason,...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 15, 20231 min read
Manatee insists being a fan of Bear Week
Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 17, 20231 min read
Manatee uses a flipper-flapper to deal with a rude seal
Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 8, 20231 min read
Manatee and Shark play football with predictable results
Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 10, 20231 min read
Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 11, 20231 min read
Great white shark contemplates its legacy
It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 29, 20231 min read
Manatee gets a sneak peek at an alternate dimension
Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read
Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 14, 20231 min read
Manatee asks Shark about the blood red water
Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 8, 20231 min read
Great White Shark really hates being wet
Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 28, 20231 min read
Manatee doesn't provide much comfort to Sad Alligator
We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 23, 20231 min read
Is that a manatee behind you? The answer might surprise you.
The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 17, 20231 min read
Great white shark doesn't appreciate Jaws spoiler
For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.
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