Kevin means well, but he doesn't realize how much responsibility comes with owning a manatee.

I'm super excited for the 2024 football season, and my hope is that the Bears finally have a quarterback who is better than a shark with...

Platypus, Mole Rat and Tapir don’t get much face time in the Captain Scratchy universe. Manatee, on the other hand (or flipper), is a...

It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...

The selection in Shark’s Little Free Library is predictable, but you can’t deny that’s some good reading! For some strange reason,...

Bear Week wrapped up almost a week ago over on the Captain Scratchy Instagram machine, but Manatee is still singing its praises.

Manatees are gentle and compassionate, but don’t you dare call one “wrinkly”, “old” or “sea cow”. If you do, expect a proper smacking. By...

Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

We hadn't checked in on Sad Alligator in a while. Sadly, it seems he's sadder than ever. It doesn't help when Manatee unleashed that...

The next time you're in the water, try not to think about the possibility that four manatees and one great white shark have formed a line...

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.