Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

I submitted a slightly different version of this one to The New Yorker, which is why it is presented here in New Yorker style....

I was hoping to post a spankin' new non-Halloween cartoon today, but I'm a little behind.

Why can't more people be like this guy and find a bright side to having all their skin and innards devoured? Maybe he wouldn't be so...

The Halloween-related cartoons and comics are coming fast and furiously. This one's based on a true story. Yes, I was the victim of a...

Throwin' back to one of my very first shark cartoons. I recently gave it a touch-up because the original was even more embarrassing than...

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Who among us hasn't made this exact same stupid dining mistake? Or is it "Who amongst us"? Or "Who amidst us"? Or "Who amoong us"?...

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...

Oh my cod! I can't believe I sank to the depths of using a horrible fish pun. Let minnow if you can forgive me or if you want to put my...

This is based on a true story about that time two bears stole a young couple's car and picnic snacks but then felt guilty enough about it...

I was delighted to learn that this oldie of mine recently accumulated more than 250,000 likes on a Facebook humor page. I was less than...

I'm guessing that dogs in Bizarro World prefer to share a spinach and beet salad with a dash of zesty vinaigrette dressing, served in a...

Spectators have rated it the most popular event of the Olympics, for obvious reasons. But when you actually witness it, you'll find it...

It's a grueling lifelong event, and the rules are constantly changing. For many of us, the challenges are greater than ever at this point...

You can lead a horse to wine but it's probably better to lead him to water if he's got an important race in about an hour and his jockey...