Cats love Christmas because it's the holiday of opportunity (for destruction)! At least the addition of a Santa hat makes the destruction...

A sassy lime green vest paired with fire-engine red Bermuda shorts would make a bold statement for the holidays. Just sayin'.

Best of all, the dog got quite a lot of the dog chow in the actual dog bowl!

I intended to post this one around Halloween, but it slipped through the cracks. Oh well ... zombies aren't really seasonal. Especially...

Enjoy, but please seize the wine responsibly.

This cartoon is so fake. Everyone knows that cats don't have to obsessively watch murder shows to become murder-y.

I found this one while cleaning out old files. I had completely forgotten about it (I drew it nine years ago), but I must say it's one of...

Dogs are confused by a lot of things in this world, but this phenomenon is at the top of the list.

I submitted a slightly different version of this one to The New Yorker, which is why it is presented here in New Yorker style....

I was hoping to post a spankin' new non-Halloween cartoon today, but I'm a little behind.

Why can't more people be like this guy and find a bright side to having all their skin and innards devoured? Maybe he wouldn't be so...

The Halloween-related cartoons and comics are coming fast and furiously. This one's based on a true story. Yes, I was the victim of a...

Throwin' back to one of my very first shark cartoons. I recently gave it a touch-up because the original was even more embarrassing than...

Being a kitchen counter cow is a demanding and thankless job. Don't blame Bessie for wanting to return to the more easygoing lifestyle of...

Who among us hasn't made this exact same stupid dining mistake? Or is it "Who amongst us"? Or "Who amidst us"? Or "Who amoong us"?...

We have cats to thank for the fact that there have been no successful alien invasions and takeovers of Earth. Or you might say we have...

The cat took a wild guess that it's Monday, because this is the kind of thing the cat does every day. Still, the cat is right about...

I think we all have learned the hardest of lessons: Never call a horse Sugar Lumps. It's also probably not a good idea to invite a horse...

That pug has no right to make fun of the innocent wiener dog. Has the pug even looked in a mirror? Hey, I love 'em both, and I'd say...

This answers the question: Does a bear play peek-a-boo in the woods? Not that anybody has ever asked that before, but I think it's...