Chuck Ingwersen
Dolphin has some disturbing words of wisdom
Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 151 min read
Great white shark's pun is a jaw-dropper
It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 311 min read
Save the manatee ... from WHAT?!?!
Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 211 min read
What makes a dolphin smile?
We should consider ourselves lucky that dolphins don’t have easy access to chainsaws.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 11 min read
Dolphin and Manatee Get a Surprise Visitor
Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 91 min read
Hey Shark! We'll OWL be watching the Super Bowl.
I think Shark is wrong and Dolphin is right. Carl the owl is indeed superb. How many owls are brave enough to hang out on a shark’s...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Aug 10, 20231 min read
Dolphin gets way too excited about Shark's lack of pants
It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 26, 20231 min read
Manatee has a problem with its flipper-flappers
Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 2, 20231 min read
These two Swifties are really disappointed
My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 18, 20231 min read
Shark's comedy bit is lost on the dolphin
Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Manatee wants to be saved
Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Mar 23, 20231 min read
Dolphin has a new job ... or just wanted to tell a bad joke
Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 13, 20231 min read
Shark and Dolphin reflect on Super Sunday
I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Feb 6, 20231 min read
Manatee enjoying vacation in warmer waters
An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.
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Chuck Ingwersen
Dec 16, 20221 min read
Manatee is sure no one will notice that speck of blood
Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Sep 19, 20221 min read
The Sad Alligator is sadder than ever
It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jul 12, 20221 min read
Dolphin won't see you later, alligator
This comic recently became my most-liked post on Instagram, with almost 200,000 likes as I write this. It also prompted a lot of...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Jun 20, 20221 min read
Manage your manatee expectations
I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
May 8, 20221 min read
Dolphin shows off bod to shark
When you're an adorable dolphin in a sea of fierce creatures, you have to project a certain toughness. This one sometimes takes it a...
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Chuck Ingwersen
Apr 28, 20221 min read
Shark poses a question to dolphins
No, it's not one of the great questions of the universe, but I'd still like to know the answer. For those of you who think the shark's...
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