Dolphin sure is a buzz kill. But Shark is the ultimate buzz kill.

It's true. Some sharks are really into wordplay. And eating legs.

Today we present The Return of Dolphin With a Chainsaw, which sounds like a B-movie from decades ago.

We should consider ourselves lucky that dolphins don’t have easy access to chainsaws.

Dolphin is right. A lot of my very best days have been ones when I wasn’t eaten by a bear. Let’s send warm thoughts to Manatee on a day...

I think Shark is wrong and Dolphin is right. Carl the owl is indeed superb. How many owls are brave enough to hang out on a shark’s...

It's good to know our shark has certain standards: No pants, no breach! But what's up with that frisky dolphin? Sure seems a little...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

This comic recently became my most-liked post on Instagram, with almost 200,000 likes as I write this. It also prompted a lot of...

I think we all knew that the manatee is not boring. I suspect the shark is just jealous and wishes it could be that much of a...

When you're an adorable dolphin in a sea of fierce creatures, you have to project a certain toughness. This one sometimes takes it a...

No, it's not one of the great questions of the universe, but I'd still like to know the answer. For those of you who think the shark's...