Cheese fries are always a viable option.

The weather is warming up in my neck of the woods, and all the neighborhood dogs are ready to bark at pond squirrels.

That woman won't be getting off the couch any time soon, and she's fine with that.

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen these two orginal Captain Scratchy characters, Rufus (the dog) and Rick (the cat). Now I know why:...

Even dogs are turned off by "wet dog smell."

I might be alone in thinking this, but does Kevin look even more intimidating in his Pooh pajamas?

I have to admit that if I had the money, I'd be interested in all those things.

July the Fourth be with you ... or something like that.

A dog has only so much patience.

That woman needs to keep her distance from those two. She’s in danger of getting some nap drool on her fuzzy slippers.

If the Wiener Dog vs. Duck wrestling match ever gets scheduled, I’ll be looking for tickets.

When your not-to-do list is longer than your to-do list, you've won ... at least according to the cat.

Note to Cat: The dog's love for tennis balls overrides any lack of sports expertise.

I've reached 2,000 posts on Instagram, and I'm looking forward to the next 2,000 (even if a certain cat isn't thrilled about it).

Dogs who aren’t familiar with the Booping of the Snoot sometimes respond in a less than desirable way. And sometimes dogs who ARE...

Do you want to build a snowman? Are you drunk? You are??? Then you probably shouldn’t build a snowman. Because the last time you built a...

We just had our first significant snowfall in Captain Scratchy’s neck of the woods, and more could be on its way soon. Time for the dogs...

Just because the dog didn’t complain about wearing an ugly Christmas sweater, don’t think for a minute that the cat will be cool with it.

What a sweet thing for the dog to say! Let’s not spoil the moment by pointing out that those aren’t specifically poop-watching outfits.