Have wiser words ever been spoken, especially by a bear? If this one looks familiar, it's because I fished it out of the Old Favorites...

I reformatted and redrew this old favorite. I now realize it raises a number of questions: Why aren't those dogs on leashes? Why do their...

The little pig is such a savvy poet. Such a great talent, and I didn't know it. I expected pure slop, but I was mistaken. His way with...

When dogs and cats engage in staring contests, it's usually a given that the cat will win within a few seconds. But when the element of a...

I just finished a run of eight straight days of Shark Week episodes on my Instagram feed, and boy are my arms tired. The Shark Week...

Aaaahhhh! Shark Week takes a serious turn, as we pause to remind you that sharks need to make better choices about what they eat, lest...

Yes, the service is a bit slow, but you hang in there because the food is so good and you want to support sloths in the workforce. Plus,...

The job requirements for the position of cat are pretty straightforward and most cats are cool with those requirements, so the interview...

It's refreshing to see how honest and straightforward the cat is about its activities. What's not so refreshing is the cat's penchant for...

This had all the makings of a heartwarming reunion of two old friends, but it quickly went south. An accusation here... a human ear...

The world was waiting for a "shark peeing in the kiddie pool, horrifying a horse and an inebriated beaver" comic. I'm glad I was here to...

A dog's ability to bark for hours at waffles is one of the most impressive skills found among any living creature. I can bark at waffles...

Wiener dogs can be just as fierce as a grizzle bear or a croco-gator. So they should proudly accept who they are and run with it (using...

I will stop drawing cats in boxes when cats stop doing weird things in boxes. Don't ever stop, cats. Please don't stop. If you share this...

This is based on a true story. The shark that spends all day drunk in my kiddie pool is now drunk all day in my tub. There's been no...

We ask an awful lot of our pets: Be loyal. Be loving. Be adorable. Don't be pooping on the carpet. We should take a moment to consider...

I've got to side with the dog on this one. A box filled with snacks is a game-changer. But let's not deny the cat its snug little slice...

No actual deer were exploited during the making of this cartoon. But this particular deer went on to find great success as a cover model...

No one is able to resist the adorable powers of Baby Yoda. I know, because this comic is based on a true story. (Mine.)