Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.

I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a sequel to my "Is that a bear behind you?" comic. I posted that one on Instagram on Aug. 25,...

Cow owners should make sure their pastures are as green as possible so that cows won't be tempted to go searching for something better.

Happy Halloween to all you witches and ghosties ... and other creatures of the night (and late afternoon). Wishing you many treats during...

If you give this comic any thought, it really starts to unravel. First, how is the mummy using the toilet with all that wrapping in...

If there's anything more terrifying than a shark leaping out of the water in front of your face, it's that same shark offering you some...

Let's hear it for the dogs who have very effective alarm systems, which they use when their patience is wearing thin ... especially when...

Does a bear shop on Etsy? Highly unlikely. Also, I'm not sure you can buy human ear necklaces on Etsy. So ... I'm a little suspicious of...

Penguin humor! It's exactly what the world needs at this moment in time, right? A big Thank You to those ice hole penguins and that ice...

Did you know October is Sad Alligator Awareness Month? You didn't? That's because it's not. But it should be. Here at Captain Scratchy,...

Dogs should be forgiven for barking at waffles. And they should be EXPECTED to lose their minds over bacon and other greasy food items.

It's the return of Sad Alligator! Dolphin and Seal are clearly messin' with Gator, but it's Manatee's brutal honesty that delivers the...

Probably not a good idea for the guy to hang around just to say "bless you" to the shark. By the way, this comic just became my fourth...

This recently became my most popular post of all time on Instagram. As I post this, it has 740,000 likes (updated Sept. 4) and has been...

The bear was being so generous and helpful ... but then went a little too far. Meanwhile, the manatee seems a little confused by the...

This is based on a true story about a dog who indeed started therapy but never admitted to secretly liking the cat food.

Goldfish need a better exit strategy for getting out of a bad one-way conversation. By the way, the popular belief is that goldfish have...

I really admire the self-confidence of our beloved manatee, although sometimes it's a bit over the top.

The sad alligator returns for another heartbreaking episode. The poor guy can't catch a break. And just to be clear: Those are NOT...

To anyone who worries that their dogs will do something highly embarrassing at the dog park, lighten up! Dogs just want to have fun ......