Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)

After a moment, Benedict proudly exclaimed: "SAM actually stands for Super Antarctica Mammal." But then it was explained to Benedict that...

It's bad enough to have a bear standing right behind you, but when it's a bear that likes to tickle? No thank you.

Here's a Valentine's Day card for you, because Captain Scratchy is all about spreading the love.

I couldn't resist reposting this one from last year. It's a personal favorite.

An important reminder: Check your tub at least twice a day to see if it's being used without your permission by a vacationing manatee.

I call this one "When Shark Met Manatee." Yes, it's an origin story. It took months for the shark to become convinced that the manatee...

Anyone else want to hide in a cardboard box all day ... or at least until it's time to eat?

Well that's unfortunate. The bear was on such an impressive streak, tying the previous record of 27 days. That previous 27-day streak...

The Saga of the Sad Alligator continues in 2023. It's good to see he's a little less sad, partly because of his friendship with Croc, but...

Check out my Instagram Top 10 posts (by number of likes) of 2022. Part 1 is HERE and Part 2 is HERE.

This is not a rare two-toed sloth, it's a common two-word sloth. Yes, sloths are adorable, but the sad fact is they're not very bright....

Three important takeaways here: 1) Sharks don't want socks for Christmas. 2) Whatever gift you give an octopus, it's never enough. 3)...

Being an Elf On a Shelf isn't the joyful job many people think it is. The spy game is a rough business.

Marine scientists have determined that a great white shark can smell blood on a manatee's cheek from many miles away. But I'm sure this...

At least 30 times a day someone asks me: "How do I know if my horse is defective?" Sadly, it's always the same guy asking me that, and...

Not to toot my own horn, but this comic provides great insight into the glorious process of making art.

Nobody's perfect, so please don't judge these creatures. We'll leave that to the legal system.