Are you ready for some football? You probably WERE NOT ready until you saw this cartoon. Sadly, Manatee and Shark’s football season ended...

Captain Scratchy does NOT condone the slapping of fish, no matter how much side eye they are giving you. Even bears should know better.

We all need to get out of our comfort zone every now and then, but that doesn't mean we need to go to the most uncomfortable zone we can...

This is your reminder to read clothing labels carefully before making a purchase. That really sucks for the bear. He looked so good in...

It was a solid plan on the shark's part, but it did not earn a seal of approval.

Shark Week 2023 begins with this offering! I considered featuring some other treats that are hell on teeth, including Starburst and Milk...

It is not a great white lie to say that great white sharks are surprisingly good at clever wordplay. You wouldn't think they'd be so...

Manatee's curiosity is rewarded with free hats! Go on, shark! Poke your head in the portal and get some free hats! Free hats for...

Could that dolphin be any weirder? Just the thought of Manatee's slap-happy flipper-flappers gets him excited. Anyway, Manatee shouldn't...

This is an exclusive look at how bears formulate a plan of attack against idiots who taunt bears and other wildlife.

Manatee needs to calm down. It's only natural for a shark to enjoy a drink that's named after an emergency notification.

Four out of five medical experts do NOT recommend putting herring in your ears. (The fifth expert is a bear who somehow got a medical...

My heart goes out to Shark and Manatee. They are never, ever, ever, ever getting over this. Looks like there’s some bad blood between...

Dolphins and shares are rarely on the same wavelength, and the sad fact is that Edward doesn't have the sharpest sense of humor.

Please, somebody get the shark a towel. It must be excruciating to be wet all the time, unless you're always as chill as a manatee.

That's an encounter the bear won't soon forget.

For those of you who haven't gotten around to watching Jaws just yet, direct your complaints about this spoiler to the hammerhead.

Unlike Mr. Manatee, I'm fascinated by the dolphin's tales. But I do admire Manatee for his sign-making skills.

Shark seriously considered eating Dolphin for using that awful pun and then following it up with a wink.

Penguin Pizza Party! (With a side of garlic bread. Yum.)