Humor on a Roll

But it might be okay if you hug someone else's dog too.

More witty wordplay from Kevin to lift your fowl mood.

Kevin will be milking these jokes until the cows come home.

No dancing around the issue: Kevin's wordplay is awesome!

This one might break you.

I have a feeling the sight of that KFC will make someone chicken out.

Kevin loves that bovine wordplay. How dairy!

Kevin needed to take a breather from delivering those unbearable puns, so I'm taking this opportunity to salute the beloved sea cow on Manatee Appreciation Day (which is a real thing). I have a soft spot in my heart for this adorable floaty potato, which is fitting, because Manatee has soft spots all over its squishy body.

Kevin loves the kind of wordplay you can sink your teeth into.

Well, at least it's better than seeing a shark doctor in this condition.

This pun is almost as painful as oral surgery.

That's some hare-raising wordplay, Kevin.

Plus, the cow has a chainsaw. Oops.

Even the Suspicious Mole had to be impressed.

Wet dog smell has ruined many romantic evenings.

Ugh. Jokes like that should be sent to a galaxy far, far away.

The situation is surreal, but the pun is gold.

Apparently, one size fits all.

Good to see the animal kingdom benefitting from Kevin's wordplay.

If so, suit yourself.

Would it be so bad to let the big guy take a load off his hooves?

Well that's something.

Sometimes the numbers say that it's time to change your team's strategy.

I guess that is a shark’s idea of a “romantic dinner”.

If I had to guess, I'd say Kevin is about to add to his hat stack.

This is actually accurate information, but probably not what the guy was looking for.

Screaming into a colander just might turn into a trend.

Kevin doesn't give a hoot about who gets credit for this one.

Kevin knows stuff and he's not afraid to prove it.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

Hey guys! YOU HAVE MASSIVE CLAWS! Just sayin'.

The truth hurts, especially when it's delivered as pun-ishment.

I don’t know why Manatee seems so surprised. He hangs out with Shark so often, this can’t be the first time he’s seen a bucket of hands.

Even teachers can learn something from this furry fellow.

Yes, it was sad to see the Chicago Bears’ season end Sunday night, but I’m grateful for the thrill ride this team provided. Even in the heartbreaking loss to the Rams, Bears fans were treated to another Miracle Moment from the electric Caleb Williams just before the end of regulation. Just another highlight Bears fans like me and Kevin will store in our memory banks forever. Sorry to see that Kevin accidentally ate his emotional support potato. I hope he finds a suitable repl