That’s the problem with being a dolphin: Someone waves a little fish at you, and your plans for the evening change in an instant.

I don’t know what they’re complaining about. They got a sweet severance package and are still allowed to make cameo appearances.

I’m beginning to think Todd and Agnes Peterson are not good parents. Seat belts, people!

Cow No. 2 makes a good point. He really does like raisins.

This dog received his best reviews for his sly portrayal of Puck, the mischievous sprite in “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.”

My high school’s nickname was the Rabid Ferrets. You wouldn’t believe how often the cheerleaders had to get their shots.

Do I detect some dolphin sarcasm?

In several states, yam fondling carries a potential prison sentence of up to 10 years. But it’s worth it.

Captain Slobber is not to be confused with Captain Scratchy. Oh go ahead and confuse the two. What do I care?

Seems like whenever you have a really important meeting at work, that’s exactly when you’ll come down with Clown Shadow.