“Cat Breading” has become an Internet sensation, despite the rising cost of bread in many markets. We at Captain Scratchy do not condone Cat Breading. We also do not condone Dog Sconing, Hamster Biscuiting or Turtle Waffling.

Admit it: You get overexcited every time you buy a flashlight.

Pulled this one out of my extensive cartoon archives (large cardboard box), dusted it off, spruced it up. (Redrew it and changed some words.)

But to be fair, that restaurant serves Kibbles ‘n Bits in a bordelaise sauce that’s to die for.

Sorry, but I don’t see the resemblance with any of them. Maybe if Mr. Splashy wore a suit …

This is surprising because Bronson Pinchot is usually reluctant to try new technology. Just last week he got around to programming his VCR.

A mustache and beard combo makes you look at least 15 years younger, but it’s an even tougher sell for the wife.

The plan is to thaw out Pinchot once scientists have found cures for all diseases or when there’s interest in a movie version of “Perfect Strangers.”

The tragedy is that the sign-maker could have written the sign before the ink ran out. (Watch Out For Poisonous Sand Crabs)

If you’ve never had Funyuns dipped in clam sauce, you can’t appreciate their panic about being snowed in.