Exciting news: Mr. and Mrs. Sniffy recently had triplets, who are affectionately known as the Sniffettes.

This is the kind of thing I write when I’m dog tired.

Can’t blame him. I thought that was Roger Higgins, too.

Sleep-walking cats are cute until someone loses an eye … and an arm, a leg, several pints of blood …

This cartoon has been edited for offensive cat language.

Ironically, Chad got his degree in fashion design.

Yes, bears have jetpacks in what used to be the future but what we more accurately call “the present.” Deal with it.

I don’t think I’d want to share a pool with Mr. Stinky … or with someone wearing jorts.

Of course, the horse could have asked the bartender, “Why the long face?” … but the bartender might have been taken aback by a talking horse.

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