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For no good reason at all, George W. Bush with a kangaroo in his pants has been added to the menu bar at the top of the page (under the banner).

Sorry to say the Captain Scratchy crew remains on vacation. But there’s freshly baked cartoon goodness at my other cartoon site, Words and Toons! In fact, there’s a “Star Wars” cartoon!! And we all know that those never go out of style!!! I can’t stop writing peppy sentences that end with exclamation marks!!!!! Check it [...]

The “Captain Scratchy” crew is still on vacation, but there are freshly baked cartoons on “Words and Toons,” including some curious dog humor.

It’s quiet in here … TOO quiet. Listen! Can you hear the crickets? Which is it? Quiet, or chirping crickets? Why can’t it be both? Extremely quiet chirping crickets, for example. Look! The Irrational Fruit Bats of Western Idaho just ate the Extremely Quiet Chirping Crickets! I heard that.

Here’s a decidedly dumb Angry Horse cartoon from back in his Words and Toons heyday years:

So busy with so many projects, the best I can do today is direct you to Words and Toons for yet another Angry Horse/Snuggie cartoon from the archives. Click HERE!

There will be another dramatic development at The Swollen Hoof tomorrow, so do tune in. Speaking of dramatic, it’s hard to top this cupcake-lovin’ pooch: Dramatic Cupcake Dog – Revelation

There’s some zombie snack food fun today on my other cartoon site, Words and Toons. Check it out HERE! Make sure to stop by Captain Scratchy tomorrow for a shocking development at The Swollen Hoof!

I was an English major in college, so I had my share of poetry classes. I can’t say I ever gained a lasting appreciation for poetry, especially the “classics” we studied. But I enjoyed dabbling in poetry writing in college, and even won a cash award — $25!!! — for a poem I submitted to [...]

Today I’d like to shamelessly plug my other cartoon site, Words and Toons. There’s a bit of crossover now and then between Captain Scratchy and Words and Toons, in that some familiar characters here make appearances there. Today, for example, Cousin Steve from Pittsburgh is featured on Words and Toons, showing his support for the [...]