captainscratchy.com » Blog http://captainscratchy.com Funny cartoons and comics by Chuck Ingwersen Mon, 21 May 2012 05:01:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man http://captainscratchy.com/2012/04/26/the-artist-as-a-young-man/ http://captainscratchy.com/2012/04/26/the-artist-as-a-young-man/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:44:24 +0000 Captain Scratchy http://captainscratchy.com/?p=48286  

Found this caricature of me drawn at Busch Gardens in Tampa, Fla., many years ago. Some of it still holds up (bad facial hair, big feet, many discarded ideas).

But if it were drawn today, there would be some key changes: Not quite as skinny now as I was then, now drawing on digital tablet instead of paper, thinking of red wine instead of beer.

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Yes, in the distant future, cats and dogs will wear florescent “space collars” and beavers will ride hoverboards.

You have been warned.

 

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]]> http://captainscratchy.com/2011/07/26/clumsy-dinosaur-2/feed/ 0 My cartoons are on Patch.com http://captainscratchy.com/2011/05/30/my-cartoons-are-on-patch-com/ http://captainscratchy.com/2011/05/30/my-cartoons-are-on-patch-com/#comments Mon, 30 May 2011 06:22:58 +0000 Captain Scratchy http://captainscratchy.com/?p=795 My cartoons appear on 11 Patch sites in the Chicago area (south/southwest suburbs) each Sunday. Take a gander at this one!

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Before Captain Scratchy, I was just a regular guy. Now, I’ve adopted the persona of an evil magician.

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]]> http://captainscratchy.com/2011/04/27/did-you-remember-to-massage-your-tapir/feed/ 1 What? Another one on the Shoebox blog? http://captainscratchy.com/2011/02/09/what-another-one-on-the-shoebox-blog/ http://captainscratchy.com/2011/02/09/what-another-one-on-the-shoebox-blog/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 08:09:40 +0000 Captain Scratchy http://captainscratchy.com/?p=688 Yo, dog! Another one of my cartoons is featured on the Shoebox blog. The greeting card bearing this cartoon is in fine Hallmark stores near and far. Why not go get one right now? What are you waiting for?

]]> http://captainscratchy.com/2011/02/09/what-another-one-on-the-shoebox-blog/feed/ 0 Another cartoon on Shoebox blog http://captainscratchy.com/2011/02/02/another-cartoon-on-shoebox-blog/ http://captainscratchy.com/2011/02/02/another-cartoon-on-shoebox-blog/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 07:45:01 +0000 Captain Scratchy http://captainscratchy.com/?p=680 The groovy guys and gals over at the Shoebox Blog have posted another one of my cartoons, making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (Or maybe that’s the vodka.) You can see it with your eye holes by clicking HERE.

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