After he struck out with her, he tried his luck with the women gathered in the church basement and … BINGO!

Waffle Facts:

• The waffle dates back to the Middle Ages. Since Aunt Jemima’s syrup had yet to be invented, the most common use of waffles at the time was as a coaster for a flagon of mead.
• The word “waffle” is derived from “wafer,” as in: “If you’re on your way to the breakfast hut, wafer me.”
• Popular toppings for waffles include syrup, strawberries, honey, sugar, and penguin snouts.

You wouldn’t believe what happened when they were both trapped in the same invisible box.

This is the second Captain Scratchy installment of Where Are They Now? Check out the first one, which featured Men Without Hats, Wang Chung, and Hall and Oates.

Geez, Chewbacca … keep your shirt on!!!

Seriously. Keep your shirt on.

Well, what does he want? A tuba??? It would fall right through the clouds.

Cut him some slack. Thousands of other dogs have made that same mistake.

One thing they DO have over the Avengers: sweet matching costumes.

I was just getting the hang of Wang Chung-ing when it went out of style (several weeks ago).

Hey, I’d like to point you to the left sidebar of this page, where you’ll find a link to my Twitter feed containing a few of my most recent tweets. I’d be pleased as punch if you followed me on Twitter to get the full effect!

Dress appropriately today. Shoes would be a good idea.