Pool Party Crasher

The Top 5 Things That Will Ruin Your Backyard Pool Party, in ascending order:

5. The dog won’t stop humping Grandma’s leg.
4. Grandma won’t stop humping Grandpa’s leg.
3. Jim Belushi shows up.
2. Shark in the pool.
1. Bear wanders into the yard and mauls everyone except Jim Belushi.

 

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