Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: Seriously?
I have a confession to make. Nothing I say can hold a candle to any of these, Cap’n!
Bless you, sir.
Okay, that last one is so bad it made me laugh out loud