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1. 
   dmag61
   

   2012/01/16 at 4:18 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Just curious, but would the nipple moisturizer precede use of the Bedazzler?

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2012/01/16 at 5:51 pm | Permalink | Reply

     Most definitely. The required steps are:

     1. Moisturize nipples.
     2. Bedazzle nipples.
     3. Distract yourself from the pain by eating Funyuns in clam dip.

2. 
   sezduck
   

   2012/01/16 at 5:19 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Bronson Pinchot is so boring that just typing a comment about him makh8bgijbgvazbnAWbni.

   • 
     sezduck
     

     2012/01/16 at 5:20 pm | Permalink | Reply

     Sorry, I fell asleep on my keyboard while typing that comment.

     • 
       Captain Scratchy
       

       2012/01/16 at 5:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

       But to be fair, anyone’s going to seem boring in comparison to Rick and Rufus, who have such thrilling hobbies as Bedazzling and ant farming.

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