Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: Seriously?
Hmm. No mention of Nantucket.
A glaring oversight on my part.