Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
As a member of PETP, I applaud this cartoon.
Is there a way we can extract the candy in an ethical and humane manner?
You know, the Native Americans used every part of the pinata.
A don’t even want to know what the Whack-A-Mole crowd thinks.
I bet they’re too focused on whacking assorted moles. A hanging pinata just isn’t enough of a challenge for those elitist whackers.